คอร์ด คอร์ดเพลง คอร์ดกีต้าร์ เนื้อเพลง Three Legged Man Ray Stevens – เนื้อเพลง เพลงใหม่ล่าสุด

Well, now my friends you’d never guess it | so I really must confess it

I just met the sweetest woman | in my long dismal life.

But a friend of mine said “Buddy just in case your mind is muddy

Don’t you know that girl you’re fooling with is old Peg-Leg Johnson’s wife.

And old Peg-Leg is big and mean and tough and grim

And he’ll brain you with his artificial limb!”

But next morning bright and early I stole old Peg-Lg’s girlie

And I also took his wooden leg just to play it safe

But there weren’t no time for laughter ’cause he started hopping after

Now I keep on running faster but he won’t give up the chase.

So now I’m running across the country with his bride

And I got his wooden leg right by my side.

* Now I’m a three-legged man with a two-legged woman

Being chased by a one-legged fool

Oh he’s hoppin’ and he’s floppin’ but he shows no sign of stoppin’

I tell you boys this life is hard and cruel.

Cross the deserts and the valleys and those dark Chicago alleys

Cross that mighty Mississippi to the hills of Caroline

Cross the mountains of Montana to the swamps of Louisiana

Every time that I look back he’s just one leg behind

And I know he must be cold and wet and sick

But in spite of all his woes he still can kick! 

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